Trash talking smacks downs!

Feel free to make your opinions about other armies here but realize that your opinions don't matter since Orks are the best!

Orks are made of fungus. All I need is a can of athlete's foot spray.

bah who needs the foot spray when a good ole flamer works even better.

Da flamer, flaming everything from the lowest of grots to the mightiest of trolls

oh yea bring ur flamers ill just shoot u up with my three 10men lootas oooooooo no more guys to put out the pie for us to eat yum yum

The lesser Monkeighs are idiots stumbling around like children... They are cattle for us in Commarragh to feed on.

lesser Monkeighs are still stronger that emo space fairies. Stumbling or not, all xenos filth will be crushed under foot.

Who you calling faerie.... We aren't like our craftworld cousins... We simply take advantage of you being at war and take prisoners for either.... Homonculi torture gardens, Gambling on them in the arena against our gladiators which is really fun, or simply sucking the essence of their life from them so we can stay young and not grow old... So to us you are cattle in a way... But your blessed imperium is always right...

I guess you wouldn't know that the Emperor made a deal with the dark gods encluding "she who thirsts" which is our common enemy in exchange for the ability to create the primarchs right? Or did you forget that memo? That's right it was expunged by the inquisition so they won't look bad right?

That's okay. You're just target practice. So grab your invader zim hoody and run to your paper airpalnes. Now the cattle tip you. lol

Can hit what you can't see.... Psyker... There is a reason we don't let your kind in commorragh without the implant to stop that once we capture you.

we ork goes as we pleasa pea look at storm lord he cant figure us out cuase of our randomness of terror
including DE homeworld

Duh I a ork nd i random n lik to lose!

Orks never lose!!! We just don't always get as many victory points, but who likes math anyway?

This is why orks cant take over? They dont know math? Someone get these greenskins a tutor! Lol

ork math I one II two III three IIII four IIII Lots

oiks can't spell or count but we love to kill maime and an and and and oooh and killl more

What's a paper airpalne? A variant of the STC paper airplane? It's insulting that the dark eldar would steal such a venerable creation and twist it to their own vile plans, filthy xenos @#$$%...

The better to slay you with my friend .... That's right, but it's cardboard boats..... Get it right now...

Besides being wimps, what are Tau? I've heard them called goats and fish.

Kunnin N Kwik wrote:Can hit what you can't see.... Psyker... There is a reason we don't let your kind in commorragh without the implant to stop that once we capture you.

You're right. I can hit what I can't see. lol Aside from your spelling error, I do have units that can hit you without needing to see you. lol That's pretty funny.

I don't remember posting that. lol. I see the spelling error now.

grots life wrote:Besides being wimps, what are Tau? I've heard them called goats and fish.

I have looked at thier hooves which are more equine than goat ish lol but the tau are wussies who are affraid of close combat! LolLol

i Smashed some tau wif DAh boyz yesturday

Well son of russ... what you got against chaos legions.... trying to dirty up chaos rumormill with your talk of holy bolters and all.... I don't serve the chaos gods at all. I am a son of Nostramo through and through. The VIII legion is the best assassins, cutthroats, murderers, and theives you ever will see and we believe in overwhelming force. We will string anyone up by their intrails that would say we serve the chaos gods cause we don't. We are traitors yes we will give you that much....

Traitors to what? The false emperor? Hah! His throne should be white, porcelain and have a handy lil device to flush with.

did u say flush let me ork thrakka pee in first so i can say

i piss on something and it stinks with dododoooo