ORKS, Playing a 1000 point scenario

We are playing a 1000 point scenario on this Tuesday. For fun I decided instead of making an Ork list, Id see if anyone on here wanted to make a crazy list and Ill play it and report the outcome. I have lootas, dakka jets, aegis, tons of boys, some nobs, bikers, 3 battle wagons, 6 trucks, 1 battle wagon with boom gun, 2 stompas (dont know if Hinkel will allow these, lol), warbosses, Graz, weirdboy,Big Mec with Custom Force Field. Plus I can proxy.

So if you are bored and want me to play something retarded or awesome whatever it is post up, Ill run it.



Current List = Total 330, still left to fill 670
HQ = ?
Troops = ?
1 Wagon = 105 pts (Grot Rigger, Red Paint, and Reinforced Ram)
15 Burna Boys = 225 pts

My favorite Orky cheese.

Fill a wagon up with burner boyz.
Send the wagon forward and laugh manically as you burn enemies to a crisp.
Double dog dare your enemies to assault you.

lol, ok so Ill update it as people suggest units

Updated the top post 670 pts to go.  Remember I need at least 2 troops and an HQ

Just for laughs here's my list from that game. My only objective was to collect psychic objectives and return them to two points on the map while surviving. Each objective randomly inflicted a condition at the end of the movement phase, like throwing me in the warp or doing wounds to the squad holding it. My my mission basically said I didn't get any points for killing off my opponent's stuff, but I figured I might have to fight for an objective marker. My strategy was to get to it first so I didn't have to and distract with my hammer unit.

Dark Eldar
Archon with Huskblade, Shadowfield, Combat Drugs, Soul Trap, phantasm grenade launcher
Haemonculus with Shattershard, Liquifier
8x Incubi
in a raider with flickerfield

3 Wracks in a Venom with Splinter Cannon
3 Wracks in a Venom with Splinter Cannon

3 Reaver Jetbikes
3 Reaver Jetbikes
3 Reaver Jetbikes